Round two.

Remember previously when I killed a bug with starch? I did it again tonight.
KUDOS TO JEAN.
Upon hearing the familiar and infamous sound of what an insect would make, I jumped out of my seat and darted to a corner I reckoned safer. I was on my toes, vigilant on my guard, catching the slightest sound that bug was making. To my delight, it just crashed onto the floor. I hurried to get my can of starch, confident that that would do the trick once again. This bug was tougher to kill, but I managed to triumph, and I feel so powerful now. I am aware how cruel I was, but to defence myself, I had to show what it takes to be a more dominating species than them.

Round two goes to Jean!